Friday, August 6, 2010

Career changes

Well, I haven't gotten any bites on job applications, so I am trying to brainstorm some new career paths for myself. Here's what I've got so far:

1. Pregnancy - So it doesn't pay well and there aren't health benefits (not to mention we don't have any affordable health benefits right now)... but it is the one alternative occupation that I am 99.9% sure that I can succeed at.

2. Dog Walker - Probably the same "cons" as Pregnancy, with the addition of (a) having to drive in Boston, and (b) having to be outside in inclement weather.

3. Bartender - Good money if I don't mess up or forget any drinks (unlikely), but no health care that I know of.

4. Freelance Writer - Judging from my, like, twelve followers on this blog, this is not where my future lies. Not to mention I have no training in writing, with the exception of regular school and the GMAT prep-books.

5. Dog breeder - That would be a GREAT career track for me if, (a) it had health benefits, and (b) I could somehow manage to actually let people purchase puppies. That is highly unlikely, and I would just end up sick with, like, 18 dogs and no husband.

Any of my twelve readers have any other ideas?

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Curb Shopping

You know those new tv shows about people who are hoarders? The people collect things until they don't even know what is in their house, and they sleep on piles of just "stuff," who knows what.

If I ever turn into a hoarder, I know what will have been my downfall - curb loot.

I have had some great finds on the curb. I found an over-the-toilet cabinet on the curb. That was a huge find, especially since it was in good condition (for an ikea piece). I needed that especially in my past two bathrooms, one of which only had a pedestal sink. No storage except a tiny medicine cabinet. It was horrifying, and any woman who is worth her salt can relate - we need more products than can fit in a medicine cabinet.

Unfortunately I had to re-curb my cabinet when we moved to Boston (sigh). But there is a happy ending to this story....


Want to know how much I paid for this?

That's right - it was FREEEEEEEEE!!!! Just a few days ago it was on the curb down the street from my house. I saw it while walking to the subway, but couldn't bring it back to the house at the time.

Now here comes the dramatic, suspenseful part of the story: When I was walking back from the train an hour later, I was planning on picking up these tubs. And there was SOMEONE ELSE looking at them. As he walked away from them (presumably to ask his wife if she wanted them), I knew I had to act fast.

I swooped in and got the big tower first (the one pictured above). I tried to ignore Tupperware-Losing Guy staring at me as I walked down the street with 4 feet of tupperware tower in front of me.

The first Rule of Curb Shopping: You snooze, you lose, Sucka!!!

All I had to do was grab the rest of the tubs in a second trip, and then I cleaned them off with Clorox wipes. Good as new, and all of the tubs probably add up $70 or so in a store.

Here is one of my less-impressive finds, but I have some plans for this piece:


I wish I was talking about the chair (it was not free, but $75 on Craigslist isn't bad either), but it's the broken chair next to it. I plan on sawing off the posts sticking up out of the seat, painting it, and using it as a coffee table. It's a little work, but I love the shape of it, and hey -- it was free!

And here, Ladies and Gentlemen, is my find that put me into Seventh Heaven:


I have been coveting one of these lightweight vacuums for the hard floors, and Lo, there it was on the curb! God bless the person who leaves a fully-functioning Hoover on the curb!

Now, I LOVE my Bissell Turbo vacuum with the detachable canister and stair/furniture attachment (that really works!). But that vacuum is a pain to haul around for a "quick" sweep around the hardwoods because it is heavy and hard to maneuver on a daily basis. If you have hardwoods, then you know about the need to sweep every day because every tiny piece of Whatever sticks to the bottom of your feet, and using a traditional broom and dustpan takes quite some time.

I try to control my curb-shopping, and am pretty good at putting up my own Curb Merchandise so that I don't end up on "Hoarders: Buried Alive." Sometimes it's just some furniture I have replaced.

Other times when I think I am getting Quality Garbage, I actually pick up a lemon and have to re-curb it. One time I picked up a really cool old trunk in our Seattle neighborhood of Queen Anne. I very quickly realized why it was curbed - major mildew smell! Gross. Luckily, someone else picked it up and drove away from MY curb with it on the same day, tee hee!

Another Curb-Shopping hazard: accidentally becoming a Curb Thief.

One time I assumed that the chairs in the driveway across the street were Curb Merchandise. I realized later that I actually stole those chairs - for some reason, the guy across the street likes to sit on a lawn chair in his driveway on a fairly busy street. Maybe he likes bus-watching?

Tell me about your best Curb Shopping score! Have you ever picked a lemon, or accidentally become a Curb Thief, like Yours Truly?

Monday, August 2, 2010

Fish High-Fiving

I'm a little down again today.

Financial stress, exacerbated by my (so far) very unproductive job search, is a big worry for me as of last night. Being the breadwinner was never really in my life plans, even on a temporary basis.

What's worse is that I am so homesick! I miss my family and have never lived away from them.

So I decided to compile a blog posting of things that I love.

1. A video of my two-year-old nephew high-fiving a fish. Yes, it's as awesome as it sounds. This is a picture of the most awesome two-year-old EVER. Making a fish face.


2. My dogs.

3. Pretty Clothes


4. Shoes.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Boots

As any good shopaholic would, I have already started thinking about winter boots.

I have never had to really worry about snow boots or really cold-weather boots. In Seattle, the snow usually has melted by 8:00am, and then you have to do a late start at school instead of having the day off. Booo! Or you have to drive to work, which is 80 times more lame.

Now that I am in Boston, I have to be prepared for (a) really cold, numbing weather, and (b) snow that sticks around for more than five hours. Hmm. This could get expensive. Although, it won't since I am still unemployed.

Here are some delicious boots I have found, neither of which I can afford. One pair is purely for comfort and warmth (yes, I know they are ugly - shut up, I want my legs to be warm), and the other for looks.





If only (a) I had the money to buy these, and (b) Stella wasn't such a tree-hugger and would actually use real shearling.

Those are my pretty things of the day. I realized I haven't put many of those lately. So there you go.

Bawston Homesickness

Yes, I am homesick. Mostly I am lonely, so I really need a job and/or friends. I also need my mom to move here, but I guess the job and friends are more realistic...

I haven't gotten to explore Boston too much yet, but I did find a nice running spot in the Public Gardens (I have to double-check "public" every time I type it because I am afraid I will leave out the "L") and on Commonwealth Avenue. It's a street with a walking/running path in the middle, and it is shady with trees for the entire .83 mile. My goal is to run up and back Comm Ave without having to stop.

Yes, you can be skinny and still be THAT out of shape.

Sad. I will change that, but not today - not on Comm Ave, anyway. It's supposed to hit 90 degrees today with like, 60% humidity or something disgusting like that. When I woke up at 9am it was already 80 degrees. Groooooosssss!!!!

The dogs are having fun but they are definitely getting cabin fever.

This is what cabin fever in dogs looks like.

I can't walk them when it is so hot out! I do think I need a lawn chair though, just to sit in our small yard and let them occupy themselves with sniffing, and rolling in dead bugs. I wonder if Off! makes lawn chairs with centipede repellent...

Monday, July 19, 2010

Who DOESN'T need these gems???





I am sure that every woman I know has faced this conundrum:

You put on your LBD (Little Black Dress, for the fashion-challenged).

Where was I? Oh yes:

You are getting ready for a big night out. The mirror shows you that those glasses of champagne are FINALLY paying off, and when you are done you admiring your flat abs, perky butt, and toned thighs (ok, this might be part unrealistic fantasy), you put on your LBD. You've got your sexiest heels in a color that really pops, and your hair is done in the perfect Audrey-esque chignon.

But....something is missing. Pearls? No, they aren't quite right. Diamonds? Those old things? You just have so many of them, and you feel they are maybe a bit formal tonight.

If only you had that perfect accessory.

Well, ladies, call me your Fairy Shop-Mother!! Presenting.......

NICESHOP ON ETSY!!!!!!!!!


I know what you are thinking: "Bethany, HOW did you know that Ringo Starr earrings are the perfect compliment to almost every outfit in my wardrobe?????"

I'm just that good - that's why.

And for those outfits that require a less-formal feel, why not try......

..... a little Travis Barker?

I know, I know - there are some of you that are STILL asking, "But Bethany, what about when I get invited to dim-sum theme parties?"

Oh, Sweet, Sweet Child-o-Mine... you don't think Aunty Bethany would really forget that special occasion, do you?

Dim Sum Necklace - Niceshop on Etsy.com


You're welcome.

XO,
Bethany

PS All photos from Niceshop on Etsy.

PPS There are other not-celebrity-picture products from Niceshop, which you should probably check out. You know, before you buy the Depeche-Mode necklace.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Helloooo, Boston!!! And..... now I will say goodbye.

Dear Boston-area,

Just kidding. I'm not leaving - YET.

But if you keep up with these horrifying "Centipede-in-the-Bathtub" shenanigans, I might have to run screaming back to my home town. You'll know where I am going from the trail of Raid that I leave behind on my way to Boston-Logan Airport, and inside of the 737 that carries me back to Seattle.

I love the fact that you have summers that last more than one month, and I am excited to buy more cashmere for your winter. I love your public transportation, which is head-and-shoulders above that of my hometown. I don't mind that I get mild panic attacks at the thought of driving here at night and/or in traffic!

I even was able to forgive that little earwig on the windowsill this evening, because, hey - even Seattle has those.

BUT.

Don't put 1.5-inch, Feathery, orange, Spawn-of-Satan, Shakes-Inducing bugs in my house!

You have been warned.

Love,

Bethany

PS If you see random spots of powder on my clothes/body, I haven't picked up a nasty habit. It will be the boric acid that I will soon deposit on every surface of my house.

PPS I am seriously considering a cat. Or five.