I was bored (aka depressed about the job search) the other day and tried to occupy myself and cheer myself up. So I imagined The Most Far-Fetched Professions for Bethany.
I like pictures, so......
1. How about a welder?
Welder
Image from here and photoshopped by me.
HA! Yeah right. Way too ugly of a work outfit. Plus....it's a welder job so.... yeah.
2. Okay, so this next job I actually would totally want, for real. I want to be the person who makes signs like this:
It would satisfy both my need for a job, and also entertain me, since I am apparently as mature as your average ten year-old.
3. Stacy London. I want her job. Totally. I love makeovers, and clothes, and Clinton Kelly.
I may not be able to throw around Yiddish words, but I do speak fluent Valley Girl, and I'm really good at judging people's clothing.
Well, it's late. I guess the rest of my brainstorming will come to fruition in a different post.
Okay... Only because my bf is a welder and I'm just throwing this out there... They can make some pretty sweet metal art from having that skill. I do think you would be good at that!
ReplyDeleteI could maybe do mini-welding...like jewelry. As long as I don't have to wear that hideous outfit.
ReplyDeleteThat was a great post! When I first saw the welder picture I almost fell out of my chair. Thanks sis, you made my sick day (got a cold) a lot better!
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