Urgent - Warning To ALL Women!

Beware of the strapless onesie pantsuits on the clearance racks, ladies! They are NOT strapless flowy dresses. That was a very confusing and scary three minutes in the dressing room.

Thank Baby Jesus that I could fit in one leg and didn't have to witness the crotchular atrocities that stepping into both pant legs would have committed. Now, when shopping I check every "skirt" and "dress" to make sure those are their real names....